Grimpeur Goes To The Birmingham Bike Show

Birmingham* is full of surprises. It has a nice new station (or rather, the old one just got a face lift). All the cool cats are making it their UK headquarters.

(*Ameri-fans: for the avoidance of doubt, I’m talking about Birmingham in England, not the one in Alabama, Connecticut, or Kentucky (where it is a ‘sunken town‘?!?)).

Birmingham also has an exhibition centre. A National Exhibition Centre. Where, this weekend, bikes were exhibited. And I went along to have a gander.

Here is my photo journal.

Here Is The Entrance

Birmingham Cycle Show 2015

I went through this entrance. It didn’t take long because I had printed my ticket beforehand and there were no queues.

I didn’t say I was any good at photo journals.


Garmin had the stand that faced the entrance. Whilst everyone else admired the Edge range of bike computers (which you can see in many a bike shop), the much rarer Recon Jet GPS ‘smart’ glasses lay unwatched and unloved. Sad face.

Recon Jet glasses

So I tried them on (much to the surprise of the guy in the background).

ReMont JetI think I look quite cool. They sort of provide you with a fighter pilot style head up display.

(If you want to know what they do exactly, DC Rainmaker here provides chapter and verse).

I’ll say it again. I think they made me look cool…

Virtual Reality

‘Static’ cycling seemed to be a key theme of the show. Plenty of stands demonstrated turbo trainers hooked up to computers and big screen displays.

Like this one from bkool. The bloke’s feet are spinning so fast, you can’t see that they’re clad in finest patent leather slip ons. Also, those boxes rather detract from the high tech feel…

bkool trainer

Mind you, the Elite stand wasn’t a great deal better:

Elite real emotionWhat are they looking for?

Actually, in fairness, the Elite stand was a reasonable set up. The screen on the left shows a computer game style ‘app’ to ride along with. The one on the right does a similar thing, but perhaps with actual filmed footage?

Here is the turbo they had it wired up to:

Elite turbo trainer

No rear wheel needed on that one.

Wattbike were in attendance, pedalling their wares…

WattbikeIn case you were wondering what a Wattbike looks like.

And finally we have an exercise bike made on Scrapheap Challenge:

bike fit machineI jest of course. This is some sort of wired up bike fitting rig.

Trek Fan-Boy Section

We all know I’m a (not quite in the) closet Trek fan-boy. Half of you found this blog because you were googling about the Domane.

Want to know what this year’s colours are? Viola.

New Trek Domane 4.3 2016That’s the 4.3 at the front. “Interestingly” it’s now sold at the £1,500 price point, as opposed to £1,800, and doesn’t quite have the full Shimano 105 groupset. Those chainrings are not 105 (the 105 ones now resemble the 4-arm shape of the Dura-Ace and Ultegra…). Doesn’t look as good as my matte grey 2013 model either (IMHO….).

Here are higher end Domanes (sporting the a-four-mentioned Dura-Ace and Ultegra chain rings…):

Trek Domane 6.2

Sticking with the Trek theme, here is the Madone 9.9, which I think will set you back around £9,000. I ordered one and it’s being delivered next week.

Trek Madone 9.9

Bringing Sexy Bike

Talking of bikes that (may or may not) getting your juices flowing, here is a small selection of images to satisfy roadies of all persuasions and peccadilloes.

Firstly, everyone needs a Gira D’Italia-themed Colnago.

Pink Colnago

Steel yourself for this:

The Light Blue Steel bikeI don’t know if you can buy the Light Blue bike (or the shoes).

But you can definitely buy this one from Ribble (and for a very reasonable price):

Ribble 525 steel

I think this looks awesome. If you can’t see the price label, it’s something like £600…

Slightly less cost effective, but a lot more French (and vertically aligned), I give you a Mondrian-themed bike from Look:

Look bike hung up

No photo tour of a bike show would be complete without a pro’s bike. In this case Alexander Kristoff’s Canyon (who he? He legend):

Kristofs Canyon

And finally, for the weirdos, some ‘custom builds’…

custom brompton

Foldable. Very practical.

custom bikeNope. No idea how to describe this one.

Nor this:

custom hog bike

Secret Speedplay Cyclist

Pinarello were (understandably) making hay whilst the Wiggins shines.

The hour record bike was occupying prime cycle show real estate on the Pinarello stand.

But what’s this…

Wiggins Hour Bike

Look closer, friends…

Wiggins Hour Bike Speedplay pedals

That’s right. It’s only a bloody pair of Speedplays.

Wiggins rode Speedplays to the world hour record (though not these actual ones – he used the new aero ones like these).

Indeed it turns out he’s worn them for years (as has another ‘pro’ cyclist you know…).

All The Cool Pros Were (And Still Are) Irish

So it turns out I had got my Irish pro cyclists from the ’80s all mixed up.

When I listen to the Eurosport commentary from Sean Kelly (he of the Franco-Irish accent), I didn’t have this guy in mind, even though I’d have identified him as an Irish former pro:

Sean and Ned(The one on the right. The guy in the checked shirt is Ned Boulting).

But this is indeed Sean Kelly (recounting his experiences of pro cycling, including winning the Vuelta a Espana before it became cool for English speakers to win grand tours…).

It turns out I was thinking of another Irish (now ex-)pro*, Stephen Roche.

(*And father to another Franco-Irishman, Team Sky rider Nicolas Roche).

Luckily he turned up as well. With a natty pair of black suede shoes. Which was nice.

Stephen Roche crashing


Well that’s your lot.

No wisdom to impart. No guidance.

No woman. No cry.

Until next time!

Monty - Sportive Cyclist
Monty is an enthusiastic road cyclist with only moderate talent. He started Sportive Cyclist in 2013 to record the journey to his first 100 mile ride, the RideLondon 100. Over time the blog has expanded to include training advice, gear reviews and road cycling tales, all from the perspective of a not-very-fit MAMIL. Since you're here, Monty would also like you to check out his YouTube channel. Also, Monty really needs to stop referring to himself in the third person.

5 thoughts on “Grimpeur Goes To The Birmingham Bike Show”

  1. The Light Blue bikes for sale are inspired by the old steel club bikes of yore! Those bluish shoes (Bianchi marketeers call it Celeste!) are made by old cycle firm Reynolds & they are gorgeously hand crafted in Northamptonshire. The black ones with orange stitching are cool..! Leather soles mean you’ll need your classic pedals with leather straps!!

    • I’m afraid that’s what passes for humour on this here weblog, Ron. I still have my trusty Domane 4.3 (and the theoretical £10k in my pocket…)

      • Thank you for the clarification. I thought it was all in humor, but I hoped…… (sigh)

        I am curious, though. If you could only have one bike, and funds weren’t an issue, what would you buy, assuming you knew you would not have another bike in your lifetime.


  2. I just wanted you to know that we also have a Birmingham in Michigan, USA. A very upscale little village. If you are a biker in Birmingham, I’m sure you ride nothing less than a carbon frame bike with Shimano Di2 Ultegra gear set. Anything less would reflect poorly on the neighborhood.


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