The Climbs of Velo Birmingham

Perhaps surprisingly, until recently there were just three closed road sportives in the UK: one in England (RideLondon) and one each in Scotland (Etape Caledonia) and Wales (Velothon Wales).

The RideLondon event is probably the best known and this race report will give you an idea of what it is like to cycle with thousands of other cyclists on closed roads.

Later this year, Velo Birmingham will become the fourth closed road sportive and having sold out within 4 days, it looks like there will be 15,000 happy cyclists on Sept 24.

Note from Monty: This is a guest post written by Mark from, a UK-based blog for cyclists of all disciplines.

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Sportive Review: Peak Epic Sportive

Peak Epic Sportive
Epic roads, biblical downpours

In this post, I recount my experience at the Peak Epic Sportive, which took place last Sunday (23rd June) in the Peak District. Today’s joint sponsors are the driving rain and the howling wind. I would also like thank my friends: mental torment and exhilarated exhaustion.

This post is part of a series of sportive reviews, which I hope to build up as I ride in more events. As I’ve said before, these reviews are not intended be exhaustive accounts. Instead, I aim to give a flavour of the event, from my own perspective as a (very) recreational road cyclist. Hopefully, from this, you’ll be able to decide whether you’d like to take part in future runnings of the event.

The official website for the sportive, including a description of all the climbs (if, like me, you’re into that sort of thing) can be found here.


To steal (and mangle) a phrase from a popular brand of woodstain, the Peak Epic does exactly what it says on the tin website. The ride takes place in the Peak District and it is Epic*.

There were three route lengths on offer:

Peak Epic: Distance: 165.7km / 102.9 miles Vertical ascent: 4,000m / 13,000ft Categorised climbs: 14

Peak Epic Medium: Distance: 101.3km / 63 miles Vertical ascent: 2,229m / 7,312ft Categorised climbs: 7

Mini Peak Epic: Distance: 63.3km / 39 miles Vertical ascent: 1,353m / 4,438ft Categorised climbs: 4

*Confession: Since I only did the short route, and my ride partner, Adam (brother-in-law-to-be), did the medium course, I have to take the organisers’ word for the true level of ‘Epic-ness’ for the full monster version.

The Routes

All three routes started and finished in Bakewell.

The short course followed a loop north-west from Bakewell to the feed stop at Litton (a village near Tideswell) before striking south-west to cross the moor. Just before Longnor (at a village called Earl Sterndale) the route turned back eastwards towards Bakewell.

The medium route shared the same early miles (and first feed stop) as the short course, before heading north to complete a wide loop around Buxton, passing through Chapel-en-le-Frith and Whaley Bridge. After turning south, the route rejoined the short course at Earl Sterndale.

The long route shared the start, finish and middle section with the medium course, but introduced further large loops (and many large climbs) in the Hope valley and, in the latter third of the course, towards Macclesfield.

Detailed route maps, along with elevation charts can be found here.

Terrain and Scenery

In short, the course was hilly (what else were you expecting?). Peaky. Peaky and Districty.

The weather on the day was terrible. Wind and rain lashed down for most of the ride. Despite this, and even viewed through fogged up glasses, the scenery was beautiful.

The Peak District has two broad flavours: green, tightly-packed dales and dark, bleak moorland. All three courses offered up a taste of both, although the experience of climbing up a wooded hillside, protected from the elements, was more pleasurable than fighting across the rainswept moor.

Mindful of the need to protect a fragile knee, I opted to do the short route. Despite it’s ‘mini’ status, I still found the amount of climbing challenging, yet enjoyable. The first climb out of Bakewell, with its switchbacks and the odd steep ramp gave a taste of what lay in store. The climb up to and along Longstone Edge was glorious and I’m keen to do it again.

I tried to get Adam to describe his experience of the medium course. Even now, he is probably still coming to terms with the murderous conditions up on the moors. He was able to relay that there was a vicious climb right after he’d dropped down into Chapel-en-le-Frith. It was clear from his semi-broken body language that there had been demons to conquer out there.

Facilities and Organisation

This was my second sportive organised by Dark and White. As was the case previously, organisation was excellent.

The short route was well signed, despite nature’s best attempts to blow away the arrows (although Adam did say that a poorly-signed junction on the medium course meant that he and two other riders did an additional, and unwelcome, 2km of climbing before realising they’d gone wrong).

The start and finish facilities were based in the Agricultural Centre at Bakewell, which is a great building for these sorts of things. There was plenty of space for the register queue to be inside (and out of the rain). There were large banks of windows against which bikes could be leant (and kept an eye on) whilst riders hoovered up the post-ride cakes and coffee.

The feed stations were well stocked with bananas and biscuits, as well as a range of more sophisticated gels, powders and bars. The stations were manned by staff that seemed to remain enthusiatic despite the incessant rain.

The only negative (or at least something to be aware of if you plan to take part in the future) is that the parking was not free. There is plenty of parking at the Agricultural Centre, but it costs £5 for any stay longer than 4 hours. Make sure you bring along the necessary change.

The Verdict

The key questions really are, would I do the Peak Epic again and would I recommend it to others?

The answers to both are yes!

Despite the heinous conditions, I thoroughly enjoyed the ride (which I can say now, from the dry warmth of my house). I definitely intend to sign up for next year’s event and hopefully I’ll be in a position to do the medium event.

The Peak Epic offers a great opportunity to participate in a challenging cycling event in the heart of the beautiful Peak District, along carefully-selected routes, with well-organised facilities and support. You can’t really ask for much more than that!

Over To You

I hope this review has been helpful. Do let me know if you have any questions on this event, or if there are elements that you would like me to cover in future reviews. You can do so in the comments section below

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Sportive review: Igloo Peak District Sportive

Cycling Peak District
Strade bianche… in the Peak District

This is the first of what will hopefully become a series of posts reviewing the sportives in which I have taken part (I say, ‘hopefully’, because it will rely on me pulling my finger out and doing more events!).

My aim is to give you a flavour of the event, so you can decide whether you’d like to do this event, or a similar one, in the future. The account is clearly based on my personal experience of the sportive, and is probably heavily coloured by my low level of experience and fitness. If you’re in the same boat, I do hope it will give you the confidence to enter a sportive. If you’re a super-fit, experienced rider, maybe it will provide some entertainment…

As the name suggests, the Igloo Sportive takes place in the Peak District. More precisely, after starting from the outskirts of Chesterfield, the event visits the eastern portion of the Peak District, covering an area from north-west of Sheffield in the north and Matlock to the south (depending on which route you select).

What is the route like?

I participated in the short event. The route was 68km in length with 1,309m of climbing (which I’ll talk more about below).

The route offered a broad range of sceneries. Within 10km of leaving Chesterfield, we were up into exposed moorland, cycling past trees (and the odd building) growing at 45 degree angles. We then dropped down into the wooded river valley around Grindleford before climbing up the other side into Eyam (questionably branded as the “plague village”). After an undulating trundle through the verdant farmland in and around the Chatsworth estate, we popped back up to another moor, this time the one above Matlock, before finally descending into Chesterfield.

Summarising it like that, I almost forget the 3 and three quarter hours of windswept effort required to get round the route.

The majority of the roads on the course were quiet with few puncture-inducing potholes. The only busier section of road (the A623 coming into Calver) was downhill, lessening the impact of overtaking cars (‘impact’ in the figurative sense).

There were two sections of the road which I did not find particularly pleasant. The first, between Baslow and Rowsley felt more uppy and downy (my main issue being with the uppy) than I had expected. The resultant black mood, worsened by the howling head wind, gave me little tolerance for the large number of cars passing (I assume on the way to donate vast amounts of money to the Duke of Devonshire in order to see his house).

The problem with the second disagreeable section wasn’t the fault of the road (it was flat) or the cars (there were few) but the wind (there was much) and my fitness (there was little). The 10km stretch after the second feed station took place across exposed moorland with wind so strong that I had to lean sharply into it to remain upright. Intermittent gusts conspired to throw me variously into the ditch or into the path of passing or oncoming cars, without giving me a hint as to which direction I would next be flung (except forwards – the wind seemed pretty clear about not wanting to push me forwards).

What was the weather like?


It certainly could have been a great deal worse. The sportive took place only a couple of weeks after residents in the area had been snowed in for days at a time. Temperatures had been bitterly cold almost right up to the event.

It was a pleasant surprise, therefore, to find myself having to unzip my cycle jacket shortly into the ride and soon thereafter discard my gloves (mainly because they were unsuitable fleece ones – my son had ‘tidied away’ my cycling gloves having used them to dress as a superhero the day before).

But, oh the wind.

I knew from the weather forecast that it would be strong. Having to go straight into a time-trial position simply to exit the car park at the start gave me another clue. When I found myself having to pedal in order to maintain momentum whilst cycling downhill, I knew that I was in for a tough day in the saddle.

How much climbing and any hills of note?

Lots. Yes.

Oh, you want a bit more than that?

According to the final route map, there was 1,309m of ascent (and descent, given that it was a loop). This felt like a lot of climbing for the total distance covered, for my novice legs at least (but then what was I expecting, entering a sportive in the Peak District?).

The two long climbs at the start of the course weren’t too bad, considering the first one kicked off right from kilometre zero and the second one seemed to have been thrown in gratuitously to make you climb up twice essentially to the same bit of moorland. They were quite long (for me) but not too steep and I was on (what you might generously describe as) fresh legs.

The real killer climb came at kilometre 38, topping out 4km later, but with the real pain coming in first 1600m. I think the climb is called Rowsley Bar. It features gradients well into the double figures. At least one of the tight left hand hairpins isn’t (for my weak legs) cyclable on the correct side of the road (i.e. the inside of the bend).

I’m afraid to say that I had two ‘little rests’ at strategic points during the ascent (my strategy being to avoid having a connery and falling off the bike).

After finally making it to the top, my legs were shot for the remainder of the ride.

Since the next 10 kilometres were flat to slightly downhill, at first I didn’t realise the full extent of my muscle fatigue. That was until I got out of the saddle for the next climb (my metronomic Team Sky in-saddle climbing isn’t quite there yet). As I stood for a Purito-style dance on the pedals, both quads immediately began the strong wobbles that indicate a cramp is on the way.

I’m pretty sure I’ve never before had a cramp in my quadriceps and I certainly didn’t want to find out what one looked liked on the side of a hill some 15km from Chesterfield. I was forced to sit and attempt to spin up what hills remained in my very lowest gear.

So, yes, more than enough climbing for me!

Organisation and facilities

The event started and finished at Holmebrooke Valley Park, on the outskirts of Chesterfield. It’s a good location. Easy to find, with plenty of parking.

There was a small queue to register but the wait can’t have been more than 5 minutes or so. There were toilet facilities but no sign of the changing rooms that had been referred to in the event information (or rather, they were there but either locked or being used as store cupboards.

The most important factor in any sportive is the volume of calorific snacks at the feed stations and the finish. These didn’t disappoint, with copious amounts of custard creams and bananas (amongst other things) at the course control points, and what looked to be a sufficient quantity of cake, tea and coffee at the end of the event.

Overall enjoyment


But then it was my first sportive of the year (and my first for over 7 years), it was a bright sunny morning (let’s ignore the wind) and I was cycling through an area of outstanding natural beauty just 30 minutes from our new home. What wasn’t to like?

The course featured plenty of climbing overall and one particularly severe ascent – enough to give me a strong sense of satisfaction for having got round and sufficiently encouraged that, with training, I’ll be able to climb hills like these with a great deal more panache in the future.

I’ll probably aim to do it again next year. Who knows, I may even have the legs to do the long course. Perhaps you should all join me!


That’s it from me. Now over to you.

What’s your next sportive?

Are you prepared / excited / squeaky-bottomed?

Is there an event or ride that you are particularly looking forward to this year?

As ever, let me know in the comments box below.

Safe riding,