Would you like to hire the Grimpeur?
I’m pretty much up for anything: children’s parties; bar mitzvahs; wakes.
To be honest though, you’re more likely to be happy with my service if you ask me to provide words rather than interpretative dance.
So that’s the nub of it. If you want me to write something (an article, a blog post, a shopping list) and you can see your way to paying me to do so, let’s talk.
You can get in touch by using the handy form on my contact page. I promise I’ll get back to you.